|Zero cycles [adj.]||Lacking the free time for any additional tasks. "It comes down to bandwidth. I have zero cycles for any of this."|
Suggested by Wolfie.
|Zero time [n.]||The duration of tasks that management considers insignificant and so shouldn't impact your productivity when assigned en masse. Logging in takes zero time; filling out a requisition form takes zero time; A "brief weekly update" meeting takes zero time. |
Suggested by Mad Casual.
|Zero-sum game [n.]||A situation where if one person wins, someone else must lose.|
|Zero-zero split [n.]||The opportunity to waste time when working on two projects simultaneously by telling one boss that you're busy with the other.|
|Zerotasking [v.]||Doing nothing.|
|Zombie project [n.]||A project that keeps coming back to life no matter how many times that it's terminated.|
Suggested by Greg.