| f/u [n.] | Shorthand for follow-up. Use w/ caution. "Make sure your whole team's prepared for the f/u."
Suggested by Cindy T. |   |
| F2F [exp.] | A really cute way of saying face-to-face. | |
| Face time [n.] | 1) The opportunity to sit down to discuss an issue in person. "I've been trying to get a little face time with the boss to go over this proposal, but she keeps blowing me off."
2) Unproductive time spent at the office meant to project the image that you're a hardworking employee.
Suggested by Randi H. | |
| Facipulate [v.] | An unfortunate mix of 'facilitate' and 'manipulate', this contrived verb refers to influencing the course of a discussion by indirectly promoting particular lines of thought.
Suggested by Ed T. | |
| Fact pattern [n.] | A set of supporting evidence. "Mary keeps calling in sick on the day of the sales presentations. Interesting fact pattern, don't you think?"
Suggested by Bob S. | |
| Fairy dust [n.] | The finishing touches on a project. "Sprinkle the fairy dust on that one for me, will ya?"
Suggested by Steve B. | |
| Faker's dozen [n.] | When someone calls out sick twelve times during a term, they've pulled off the "faker's dozen".
Suggested by Jordan M. | |
| Fall guy [n.] | A scapegoat. After the buck is passed through the entire organization, it stops at this unfortunate person. | |
| Fallen angels [n.] | Investments that once performed well but have declined in value. | |
| Faulty-tasking [v.] | Taking on responsibilities to the point of being unacceptably error-prone at one or all of them.
Suggested by Mad Casual. | |
| Featherbedding [v.] | Keeping jobs that aren't needed in order to please the union. | |
| Feature creep [v.] | The tendency to continually add more features during the development of a product. | |
| Feeding frenzy [n.] | Intense buying by consumers. | |
| Feeding the gorilla [v.] | Making sure the core part of your business is satisfied while you do more important or interesting things.
Suggested by Andy W. | |
| Fenestration [n.] | Windows. Please, please just say windows. "This 10th floor rental unit has excellent fenestration." | |
| File thirteen [n.] | The garbage can. | |
| Financial slack [n.] | The cash buffer that sustains operations until funding can be secured. "We're looking at 3 months FS, tops."
Suggested by Nate B. | |
| Finger in the wind [exp.] | To reach a decision arbitrarily, with no clear rationale. "Don't put your finger in the wind and call it due diligence."
Suggested by Sinking ship | |
| Finger-of-blame [n.] | An arbitrary method for selecting the person who will take responsibility for a mistake. Used most accurately when the blame is out of proportion with the actual error. "Uh-oh... the finger-of-blame finds ... YOU!"
Suggested by DJ. | |
| Fire away [exp.] | Proceed whenever you're ready. | |
| Fire fighting [v.] | Addressing a problem that must be solved immediately. "We've been fire fighting since last quarter's numbers were released." | |
| Firestarter [n.] | Someone known for inventing / exaggerating problems, then calling countless meetings to find a solution and be the hero.
Suggested by fefe | |
| Fish or cut bait [exp.] | To be forced to make a decision. "We're getting to the point where we have to either fish or cut bait on this one." | |
| Fishbowl [exp.] | To be in the public spotlight. | |
| Fishing expedition [n.] | 1) A fact-finding mission.
2) A concerted effort to find something -- anything -- wrong.
Suggested by Vic P. | |
| Fit for purpose [adj.] | Any good. "We need to evaluate whether this new software is fit for purpose."
Suggested by Sue A. | |
| Flavor of the month [n.] | The most recent fad to hit Corporate America. Social-buying bubble, amirite?
Suggested by Dave. | |
| Flight risk [n.] | An employee that is thought to be considering quitting. | |
| Flub [v.] | To miss. | |
| Fluff it and fly it [v.] | To make cosmetic improvements and then sell an item. | |
| Flunky [n.] | A worker at the bottom of the corporate food chain. | |
| Flush [adj.] | Possessing a large amount of money. | |
| Flying a kite [v.] | Initiating a project with no defined end point. Or starting point.
Suggested by B. Potter. | |
| Flying circus [n.] | A flight by company management to inspect local operations. | |
| Food chain [n.] | An organization's hierarchy. "I'm going to send this up the food chain for approval."
Suggested by D Ochoa. | |
| Foot on the ball time [UK-n.] | Borrowed from football, this is a chance to pause and gain control of a situation. "If you don't give me a little more foot on the ball time, I'm going to blow this presentation."
Suggested by Sean. | |
| Foreseeable future [n.] | A conveniently flexible period of upcoming time that is often spoken about by management. | |
| Former life [n.] | A clever way for speakers to refer to prior career positions. Most hilarious when their current job is drastically different in terms of field or seniority. "In a former life, I sold insurance door-to-door."
Suggested by Sam M. | |
| Free cell [n.] | An empty cubicle that was formerly inhabited by someone who played one too many games of Free Cell.
Suggested by JC. | |
| Free lunch [n.] | Something for nothing. | |
| Free seminar [n.] | A sales presentation disguised as useful information. | |
| Front burner [n.] | The opposite of back burner, obviously. Reserved for the most pressing matters. Please just don't use either. | |
| FUBAR [adj.] | F***ed Up Beyond All Repair. | |
| FUD factor [n.] | The amount of Fear, Uncertainty, and Doubt created in a customer during the sales process (which is then conveniently addressed by your product or service).
Suggested by David R. | |
| Full optics [n.] | A complete view. "We don't have full optics on the situation presently."
Suggested by BT. | |
| Full-court press [n.] | A term borrowed from basketball that is used to describe a maximum effort. "If we're going to regain our market share, we need a full-court press from your sales staff." | |
| Function [v.] | To complete a task or action item. "Bob, make sure you function the inbox and delegate accordingly before leaving today.
Suggested by kramtronix. | |
| Future-proof [adj.] | A product that is claimed to be resistant to obsolescence. | |
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