|Ear candy [n.]||Flattery.|
|Ear job [n.]||The act of passing on some juicy company gossip verbally, and in private. "I'm just running into a meeting, but I'll give you an ear job later."|
Suggested by Randi H.
|Easy mark [n.]||A person that is not difficult to cheat.|
|Eat a reality sandwich [exp.]||An 'action' necessary when one's ideas are completely inappropriate for the given situation. "I can't believe your last suggestion. You better eat a reality sandwich before you walk back in that boardroom."|
|Eat drink sleep [v.]||Complete and total dedication to a role. "…but my real passion is market segmentation. I eat drink and sleep analytics."|
|Eat the frog [v.]||To complete an unpleasant job that has been well procrastinated. "Just eat the frog and get on with it!"|
Suggested by Emma-Dawn L.
|Econometrics [n.]||Known by consultants to be the act of simply plugging numbers into a pre-made spreadsheet, yet externally marketed (to those who won't ask detailed questions) as a highly scientific analytic modeling exercise performed by economists and industry-specific experts.|
|Economical with the truth [adj.]||An aggravating euphemism for lying. "My esteemed colleague may not in fact realize he is being economical with the truth!!"|
|Ego surfing [v.]||Searching the web for references to yourself. Come on, you know you've tried it.|
|Eighty-six [v.]||To dispose of. "We have to eighty-six these documents or we'll all be crucified."|
|Elephants [n.]||Large investment groups that tend to move together.|
|Eleventh hour [exp.]||The last moment.|
|Empty suits [n.]||Unthinking middle management.|
|Enabler [n.]||Something that must be in place before something else can occur.|
|Enail [n.]||An email sent for the sole purpose of making a point in writing, usually at another person's expense. Most effective when cc'ed to as many senior people as possible.|
Suggested by Ian C.
|Enculturate [v.]||To make something part of daily office life.|
Suggested by Mike B.
|Enthuse [v.]||To inspire enthusiasm (or attempt to). "I'm still looking for a way to enthuse the new hires."|
Suggested by Andy P.
|Entremanure [n.]||A self employed risk-taker that can't catch a break. Everything he touches turns to sh*t.|
Suggested by Erin S.
|EPON [n.]||Endless Pit Of Need. A colleague who continually seeks support for their ongoing personal and professional problems.|
Suggested by M. Schroeder.
|Evangelize [v.]||To promote a product with the enthusiasm of a true believer. "We need distributors to evangelize the new line in the local markets."|
Suggested by Nicky T.
|Even dead cats bounce [exp.]||Even worthless things can rise in value again.|
|Exploding offer [n.]||A job offer that expires after a certain date.|
|Extract the max [v.]||To achieve the highest level of productivity possible while directing a group of people. "I hope my management style will extract the max from each and every one of you."|
|Extrapediately [adv.]||Faster than ASAP and quicker than STAT, this made-up word is saved for when a task must be accomplished almost instantaneously.|
Suggested by CM & JC.
|Extraview [n.]||A second interview you feel obliged to hold even though the position has already been filled. Can also be scheduled when the candidate is just so damn hot.|