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The Ridiculous Business Jargon Dictionary


Do you wonder where your co-workers picked up all the ridiculous things they say? From fresh-faced interns to top management, everyone drops one of these gems occasionally. We can only hope that you're not here to actually add these buzzwords to your vocabulary.
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Language [n.]Text or content. "You need to rework the language on the Broker portal."
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Lateraled [v.]To be transferred to another position at your current level. "Instead of the promotion I wanted, I was lateraled to another division."
Lay of the land [n.]The current state of things. "What's the lay of the land up your way?"
Submitted by Hieronymous B.
Lead balloon [n.]A complete failure.
Learnings [n.]New knowledge gained from a given experience. "Post-mortem, what are the learnings we can take away from this exercise?"
Submitted by Eric.
Leave-behind [n.]Information presented on a sheet of paper. "Make sure you really sell it with the trade show leave-behind."
Submitted by Elise B.
Left lane [v.]To accelerate a project. "I'll need to requisition more personnel to left lane your ideas."
Submitted by Johny C.
Left-handed compliment [n.]Congratulations that are actually subtle insults.
Legal scrub [exp.]Having a lawyer re-word a document to reduce the risk of future legal action.
Lens [n.]A point of view; a corporate microscope. "I want to make sure that we're looking at this through the right lens."
Submitted by Ben.
Level-set [v.]To ensure that everyone is at the same 'level' of understanding. "You better level-set your team before you send them on-site."
Leverage [v.]To utilize a resource. A list of the worst business jargon would, of course, be incomplete without it.
Lick and a promise [exp.]Insufficient preparation. "Tom sent me into the shareholder's meeting with nothing but a lick and a promise."
Lifehack [n.]Any method of improving one's productivity or quality of life. "I've discovered this great lifehack that lets me sleep less, but have much more energy."
Lightning rod [n.]An individual that is a common target.
Lights-on initiative [n.]A key project that is necessary to keep the business afloat, or the 'lights on'. "Until further notice, I need every soul committed to our lights-on initiatives."
Submitted by Al D.
LIHOM [n.]Legend In His/her Own Mind.
Lipstick on a pig [exp.]An attempt to put a favourable spin on a negative situation. "Tim's sales numbers are terrible. Even he can't put lipstick on that pig."
Submitted by Ben S.
LOMBARD [n.]Lots Of Money But A Real Dumbass.
Long-game [adj.]In the long term. "See, I understand how things work Long-Game."
Submitted by Iain.
Loop-in [v.]To apprise. "Loop me in on the latest market numbers."
Lose the bubble [v.]To forget about or neglect. "I've lost the bubble on the Henderson account. Where do we stand?"
Submitted by Christine C.
Lost in the sauce [adj.]Describes someone lacking direction and a clear job definition. "Make sure the new recruits don't get lost in the sauce."
Submitted by Lost French.
Low decision latitude [exp.]The inability to make any important choices. Usually a consequence of being the guy at the bottom of the corporate food chain.
Submitted by Paul M.
Low-ball [n.]A very low quote.
Low-hanging fruit [n.]Markets in which customers can be easily found.
Submitted by Phil
Luddites [n.]An individual who feels that new technology will put their job in jeopardy.


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