Do you wonder where your co-workers picked up all the ridiculous things they say? From fresh-faced interns to top management, everyone drops one of these gems occasionally. We can only hope that you're not here to actually
Table [v.] | To set an issue aside. "We have to table your complaints for now and come back to them when we have more time." | ![Share this term on Facebook Share this term on Facebook](https://www.theofficelife.com/wp-content/themes/bmm-10/images/share-facebook-off.png) ![Share this term on Twitter Share this term on Twitter](https://www.theofficelife.com/wp-content/themes/bmm-10/images/share-twitter-off.png) |
Table stakes [n.] | The minimum resources needed to enter a market. Occasionally misspelled as "table steaks", causing confusion and hunger. Suggested by Amanda | ![Share this term on Facebook Share this term on Facebook](https://www.theofficelife.com/wp-content/themes/bmm-10/images/share-facebook-off.png) ![Share this term on Twitter Share this term on Twitter](https://www.theofficelife.com/wp-content/themes/bmm-10/images/share-twitter-off.png) |
Tacit knowledge [n.] | Information that only exists within the head of an employee(s). The challenge is to make sure it's recorded before they resign. | ![Share this term on Facebook Share this term on Facebook](https://www.theofficelife.com/wp-content/themes/bmm-10/images/share-facebook-off.png) ![Share this term on Twitter Share this term on Twitter](https://www.theofficelife.com/wp-content/themes/bmm-10/images/share-twitter-off.png) |
Tactical [adj.] | Concerned with low-level details and execution. "Don't tell me you're an 'ideas guy' when your team is begging for tactical leadership." Suggested by Chris K. | ![Share this term on Facebook Share this term on Facebook](https://www.theofficelife.com/wp-content/themes/bmm-10/images/share-facebook-off.png) ![Share this term on Twitter Share this term on Twitter](https://www.theofficelife.com/wp-content/themes/bmm-10/images/share-twitter-off.png) |
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Tailwinds [n.] | Positive market conditions that favor success. "We're going to capitalize on current tailwinds to carry us into next year." Suggested by Kyle R. | ![Share this term on Facebook Share this term on Facebook](https://www.theofficelife.com/wp-content/themes/bmm-10/images/share-facebook-off.png) ![Share this term on Twitter Share this term on Twitter](https://www.theofficelife.com/wp-content/themes/bmm-10/images/share-twitter-off.png) |
Take a bath [exp.] | To lose a significant amount of money. "We really took a bath after 9/11." | ![Share this term on Facebook Share this term on Facebook](https://www.theofficelife.com/wp-content/themes/bmm-10/images/share-facebook-off.png) ![Share this term on Twitter Share this term on Twitter](https://www.theofficelife.com/wp-content/themes/bmm-10/images/share-twitter-off.png) |
Take home [n.] | Final net pay after all deductions have been taken off. | ![Share this term on Facebook Share this term on Facebook](https://www.theofficelife.com/wp-content/themes/bmm-10/images/share-facebook-off.png) ![Share this term on Twitter Share this term on Twitter](https://www.theofficelife.com/wp-content/themes/bmm-10/images/share-twitter-off.png) |
Take the knock [v.] | To sell at a loss. | ![Share this term on Facebook Share this term on Facebook](https://www.theofficelife.com/wp-content/themes/bmm-10/images/share-facebook-off.png) ![Share this term on Twitter Share this term on Twitter](https://www.theofficelife.com/wp-content/themes/bmm-10/images/share-twitter-off.png) |
Talent [n.] | A cynical way to refer to unskilled labor. "We're short-staffed on the fryer this week. Get more talent in the door." | ![Share this term on Facebook Share this term on Facebook](https://www.theofficelife.com/wp-content/themes/bmm-10/images/share-facebook-off.png) ![Share this term on Twitter Share this term on Twitter](https://www.theofficelife.com/wp-content/themes/bmm-10/images/share-twitter-off.png) |
Talent [n.] | Key skilled labor. "Never lose sight of The Talent. Acquire it. Keep it happy. Full stop." Suggested by Scott | ![Share this term on Facebook Share this term on Facebook](https://www.theofficelife.com/wp-content/themes/bmm-10/images/share-facebook-off.png) ![Share this term on Twitter Share this term on Twitter](https://www.theofficelife.com/wp-content/themes/bmm-10/images/share-twitter-off.png) |
Talk to [v.] | A self-important way of saying 'talk about'. "Next I'm going to talk to the issues raised last week." Suggested by Dave | ![Share this term on Facebook Share this term on Facebook](https://www.theofficelife.com/wp-content/themes/bmm-10/images/share-facebook-off.png) ![Share this term on Twitter Share this term on Twitter](https://www.theofficelife.com/wp-content/themes/bmm-10/images/share-twitter-off.png) |
Talk turkey [v.] | To converse in a serious way. "Step into my office so we can talk turkey." | ![Share this term on Facebook Share this term on Facebook](https://www.theofficelife.com/wp-content/themes/bmm-10/images/share-facebook-off.png) ![Share this term on Twitter Share this term on Twitter](https://www.theofficelife.com/wp-content/themes/bmm-10/images/share-twitter-off.png) |
Tall Foreheads [n.] | 1) A swipe at older white men with receding hairlines who predominate most senior management teams. 2) Experts or intellectuals. "I made the pitch to a room full of Tall Foreheads." Suggested by Michael A. | ![Share this term on Facebook Share this term on Facebook](https://www.theofficelife.com/wp-content/themes/bmm-10/images/share-facebook-off.png) ![Share this term on Twitter Share this term on Twitter](https://www.theofficelife.com/wp-content/themes/bmm-10/images/share-twitter-off.png) |
Tangentery [n.] | Distracting side topics. "Let's not get off into tangentery again." Suggested by Jargo Girl. | ![Share this term on Facebook Share this term on Facebook](https://www.theofficelife.com/wp-content/themes/bmm-10/images/share-facebook-off.png) ![Share this term on Twitter Share this term on Twitter](https://www.theofficelife.com/wp-content/themes/bmm-10/images/share-twitter-off.png) |
Tap dancer [n.] | A person who seems busy and productive, but stays in pretty much the same place. Suggested by Tony. | ![Share this term on Facebook Share this term on Facebook](https://www.theofficelife.com/wp-content/themes/bmm-10/images/share-facebook-off.png) ![Share this term on Twitter Share this term on Twitter](https://www.theofficelife.com/wp-content/themes/bmm-10/images/share-twitter-off.png) |
Tart up [v.] | To artificially increase the attractiveness of something. "I think their auditing firm has been tarting up the financials again." Suggested by September F. | ![Share this term on Facebook Share this term on Facebook](https://www.theofficelife.com/wp-content/themes/bmm-10/images/share-facebook-off.png) ![Share this term on Twitter Share this term on Twitter](https://www.theofficelife.com/wp-content/themes/bmm-10/images/share-twitter-off.png) |
Tasked [v.] | To be given an assignment. "I've been tasked with bringing coffee to the meeting." Suggested by Randi H. | ![Share this term on Facebook Share this term on Facebook](https://www.theofficelife.com/wp-content/themes/bmm-10/images/share-facebook-off.png) ![Share this term on Twitter Share this term on Twitter](https://www.theofficelife.com/wp-content/themes/bmm-10/images/share-twitter-off.png) |
Tassel-loafers [n.] | Construction site visitors that can be identified as upper management by the style of their shoes. Suggested by Chad W. | ![Share this term on Facebook Share this term on Facebook](https://www.theofficelife.com/wp-content/themes/bmm-10/images/share-facebook-off.png) ![Share this term on Twitter Share this term on Twitter](https://www.theofficelife.com/wp-content/themes/bmm-10/images/share-twitter-off.png) |
Tee up [v.] | To provide a natural transition point; to make preparations. "Your question tees us up nicely for the next presenter..." Suggested by Kelly B. | ![Share this term on Facebook Share this term on Facebook](https://www.theofficelife.com/wp-content/themes/bmm-10/images/share-facebook-off.png) ![Share this term on Twitter Share this term on Twitter](https://www.theofficelife.com/wp-content/themes/bmm-10/images/share-twitter-off.png) |
Teflon shoulders [n.] | The coworker who always manages to wiggle out of assignments. "Total immunity to delegation, this guy. Nothing sticks." Suggested by PJ | ![Share this term on Facebook Share this term on Facebook](https://www.theofficelife.com/wp-content/themes/bmm-10/images/share-facebook-off.png) ![Share this term on Twitter Share this term on Twitter](https://www.theofficelife.com/wp-content/themes/bmm-10/images/share-twitter-off.png) |
Testiculate [v.] | To wave one's arms while at the same time, talking bollocks. Suggested by Tom P. | ![Share this term on Facebook Share this term on Facebook](https://www.theofficelife.com/wp-content/themes/bmm-10/images/share-facebook-off.png) ![Share this term on Twitter Share this term on Twitter](https://www.theofficelife.com/wp-content/themes/bmm-10/images/share-twitter-off.png) |
That dog won't hunt [exp.] | That plan won't work. | ![Share this term on Facebook Share this term on Facebook](https://www.theofficelife.com/wp-content/themes/bmm-10/images/share-facebook-off.png) ![Share this term on Twitter Share this term on Twitter](https://www.theofficelife.com/wp-content/themes/bmm-10/images/share-twitter-off.png) |
The juice is not worth the squeeze [exp.] | The pain or sacrifice outweighs the expected benefits. Suggested by Cool rockin' daddy. | ![Share this term on Facebook Share this term on Facebook](https://www.theofficelife.com/wp-content/themes/bmm-10/images/share-facebook-off.png) ![Share this term on Twitter Share this term on Twitter](https://www.theofficelife.com/wp-content/themes/bmm-10/images/share-twitter-off.png) |
Think the unthinkable [exp.] | A meaningless challenge. | ![Share this term on Facebook Share this term on Facebook](https://www.theofficelife.com/wp-content/themes/bmm-10/images/share-facebook-off.png) ![Share this term on Twitter Share this term on Twitter](https://www.theofficelife.com/wp-content/themes/bmm-10/images/share-twitter-off.png) |
Three-martini lunch [n.] | A business meal with multiple alcoholic drinks. Can be used to help the sales process along. | ![Share this term on Facebook Share this term on Facebook](https://www.theofficelife.com/wp-content/themes/bmm-10/images/share-facebook-off.png) ![Share this term on Twitter Share this term on Twitter](https://www.theofficelife.com/wp-content/themes/bmm-10/images/share-twitter-off.png) |
Throw the dolly out of the pram [exp.] | A childish, inappropriate outburst in response to frustration. "Now don't throw the dolly out of the pram here; calm down and let's talk about this rationally." Suggested by Carol F. | ![Share this term on Facebook Share this term on Facebook](https://www.theofficelife.com/wp-content/themes/bmm-10/images/share-facebook-off.png) ![Share this term on Twitter Share this term on Twitter](https://www.theofficelife.com/wp-content/themes/bmm-10/images/share-twitter-off.png) |
Throw under the bus [v.] | To avoid responsibility for a mistake by blaming someone else. "That bitch from finance really threw me under the bus." | ![Share this term on Facebook Share this term on Facebook](https://www.theofficelife.com/wp-content/themes/bmm-10/images/share-facebook-off.png) ![Share this term on Twitter Share this term on Twitter](https://www.theofficelife.com/wp-content/themes/bmm-10/images/share-twitter-off.png) |
Tiger team [n.] | A temporary group of "experts" assembled to convince management that everything is under control. Suggested by Krystina S | ![Share this term on Facebook Share this term on Facebook](https://www.theofficelife.com/wp-content/themes/bmm-10/images/share-facebook-off.png) ![Share this term on Twitter Share this term on Twitter](https://www.theofficelife.com/wp-content/themes/bmm-10/images/share-twitter-off.png) |
Time pig [n.] | A useless project that will require countless hours. "I can't stomach another time pig vanity bid." Suggested by Jonathon T. | ![Share this term on Facebook Share this term on Facebook](https://www.theofficelife.com/wp-content/themes/bmm-10/images/share-facebook-off.png) ![Share this term on Twitter Share this term on Twitter](https://www.theofficelife.com/wp-content/themes/bmm-10/images/share-twitter-off.png) |
Time-poor [adj.] | Lacking free time. | ![Share this term on Facebook Share this term on Facebook](https://www.theofficelife.com/wp-content/themes/bmm-10/images/share-facebook-off.png) ![Share this term on Twitter Share this term on Twitter](https://www.theofficelife.com/wp-content/themes/bmm-10/images/share-twitter-off.png) |
Timeframe [n.] | A vague and flexible measure of time. "We're looking at a Q2 to Q4 timeframe." Suggested by Ski. | ![Share this term on Facebook Share this term on Facebook](https://www.theofficelife.com/wp-content/themes/bmm-10/images/share-facebook-off.png) ![Share this term on Twitter Share this term on Twitter](https://www.theofficelife.com/wp-content/themes/bmm-10/images/share-twitter-off.png) |
Tips and pearls [n.] | Brief pieces of advice and wisdom. "We provide a broad-base consult to really capture those tips and pearls." | ![Share this term on Facebook Share this term on Facebook](https://www.theofficelife.com/wp-content/themes/bmm-10/images/share-facebook-off.png) ![Share this term on Twitter Share this term on Twitter](https://www.theofficelife.com/wp-content/themes/bmm-10/images/share-twitter-off.png) |
Title sponsor [n.] | A company that attaches its name to a building, event, or anything else that will take their money. | ![Share this term on Facebook Share this term on Facebook](https://www.theofficelife.com/wp-content/themes/bmm-10/images/share-facebook-off.png) ![Share this term on Twitter Share this term on Twitter](https://www.theofficelife.com/wp-content/themes/bmm-10/images/share-twitter-off.png) |
TLA [n.] | Three Letter Acronym. There's no time to say three whole words, even when complaining about acronyms. Suggested by Michael S. | ![Share this term on Facebook Share this term on Facebook](https://www.theofficelife.com/wp-content/themes/bmm-10/images/share-facebook-off.png) ![Share this term on Twitter Share this term on Twitter](https://www.theofficelife.com/wp-content/themes/bmm-10/images/share-twitter-off.png) |
Tokenism [adj.] | Putting minority workers in visible roles in order to project an image of diversity. | ![Share this term on Facebook Share this term on Facebook](https://www.theofficelife.com/wp-content/themes/bmm-10/images/share-facebook-off.png) ![Share this term on Twitter Share this term on Twitter](https://www.theofficelife.com/wp-content/themes/bmm-10/images/share-twitter-off.png) |
Tony Bagadonuts [n.] | A bumbling man. "So I'm talking to the client and all of a sudden Tony Bagadonuts shows up and interrupts everything." Suggested by Brad | ![Share this term on Facebook Share this term on Facebook](https://www.theofficelife.com/wp-content/themes/bmm-10/images/share-facebook-off.png) ![Share this term on Twitter Share this term on Twitter](https://www.theofficelife.com/wp-content/themes/bmm-10/images/share-twitter-off.png) |
Toolkit [n.] | A collection of training materials. CLAIM: Comprehensive set of tools and strategies for dealing with any situation. REALITY: Three slide PowerPoint. Suggested by Rob | ![Share this term on Facebook Share this term on Facebook](https://www.theofficelife.com/wp-content/themes/bmm-10/images/share-facebook-off.png) ![Share this term on Twitter Share this term on Twitter](https://www.theofficelife.com/wp-content/themes/bmm-10/images/share-twitter-off.png) |
Touch base [v.] | To get in contact with or update. "Call me in two weeks and we'll touch base about this again." | ![Share this term on Facebook Share this term on Facebook](https://www.theofficelife.com/wp-content/themes/bmm-10/images/share-facebook-off.png) ![Share this term on Twitter Share this term on Twitter](https://www.theofficelife.com/wp-content/themes/bmm-10/images/share-twitter-off.png) |
Town hall [n.] | A meeting held by senior management for all staff, usually followed by a carefully scripted question and answer period. Suggested by Dave | ![Share this term on Facebook Share this term on Facebook](https://www.theofficelife.com/wp-content/themes/bmm-10/images/share-facebook-off.png) ![Share this term on Twitter Share this term on Twitter](https://www.theofficelife.com/wp-content/themes/bmm-10/images/share-twitter-off.png) |
Transitioning [v.] | An ugly verb meaning 'to undergo a transition.' "We're transitioning to a new payroll system next month." | ![Share this term on Facebook Share this term on Facebook](https://www.theofficelife.com/wp-content/themes/bmm-10/images/share-facebook-off.png) ![Share this term on Twitter Share this term on Twitter](https://www.theofficelife.com/wp-content/themes/bmm-10/images/share-twitter-off.png) |
Travel dazzle [exp.] | An attempt to impress the boss while on a business trip together. | ![Share this term on Facebook Share this term on Facebook](https://www.theofficelife.com/wp-content/themes/bmm-10/images/share-facebook-off.png) ![Share this term on Twitter Share this term on Twitter](https://www.theofficelife.com/wp-content/themes/bmm-10/images/share-twitter-off.png) |
Tree killer [n.] | Someone who insists on printing every email, document, and web-page they come across. | ![Share this term on Facebook Share this term on Facebook](https://www.theofficelife.com/wp-content/themes/bmm-10/images/share-facebook-off.png) ![Share this term on Twitter Share this term on Twitter](https://www.theofficelife.com/wp-content/themes/bmm-10/images/share-twitter-off.png) |
Treeware [n.] | Geek-speak for anything printed on paper. | ![Share this term on Facebook Share this term on Facebook](https://www.theofficelife.com/wp-content/themes/bmm-10/images/share-facebook-off.png) ![Share this term on Twitter Share this term on Twitter](https://www.theofficelife.com/wp-content/themes/bmm-10/images/share-twitter-off.png) |
Trending over [v.] | To increase past a projected or budgeted value, usually in reference to spent money. "We're trending over plan on our T & E line." Suggested by Aaron. | ![Share this term on Facebook Share this term on Facebook](https://www.theofficelife.com/wp-content/themes/bmm-10/images/share-facebook-off.png) ![Share this term on Twitter Share this term on Twitter](https://www.theofficelife.com/wp-content/themes/bmm-10/images/share-twitter-off.png) |
Trial balloon [n.] | Information distributed in order to observe the reaction of colleagues or management. "Float a trial balloon before committing budget." Suggested by John. | ![Share this term on Facebook Share this term on Facebook](https://www.theofficelife.com/wp-content/themes/bmm-10/images/share-facebook-off.png) ![Share this term on Twitter Share this term on Twitter](https://www.theofficelife.com/wp-content/themes/bmm-10/images/share-twitter-off.png) |
Triangulate [v.] | To involve a third person or party. "The contract looks good to me, but I'll have to triangulate with Gavin in Accounts before we can move forward." Suggested by Michael P. | ![Share this term on Facebook Share this term on Facebook](https://www.theofficelife.com/wp-content/themes/bmm-10/images/share-facebook-off.png) ![Share this term on Twitter Share this term on Twitter](https://www.theofficelife.com/wp-content/themes/bmm-10/images/share-twitter-off.png) |
Tribal knowledge [n.] | Group wisdom gained over many years in a given industry. "I'm going to hit you with some hard won tribal knowledge." Suggested by Erik | ![Share this term on Facebook Share this term on Facebook](https://www.theofficelife.com/wp-content/themes/bmm-10/images/share-facebook-off.png) ![Share this term on Twitter Share this term on Twitter](https://www.theofficelife.com/wp-content/themes/bmm-10/images/share-twitter-off.png) |
Triple-dub [n.] | The freshest way to start spelling out a website address. "Dude, you have to hit up triple-dub dot superpizzaboner dot info." Suggested by Alli R. | ![Share this term on Facebook Share this term on Facebook](https://www.theofficelife.com/wp-content/themes/bmm-10/images/share-facebook-off.png) ![Share this term on Twitter Share this term on Twitter](https://www.theofficelife.com/wp-content/themes/bmm-10/images/share-twitter-off.png) |
True North [n.] | The business direction that leads to success. "We've brought in some consultants to help steer us to True North." | ![Share this term on Facebook Share this term on Facebook](https://www.theofficelife.com/wp-content/themes/bmm-10/images/share-facebook-off.png) ![Share this term on Twitter Share this term on Twitter](https://www.theofficelife.com/wp-content/themes/bmm-10/images/share-twitter-off.png) |
Trustafarian [n.] | A co-worker, typically a young intern, who is from a wealthy background but dresses like a bohemian stoner. Suggested by Luke K. | ![Share this term on Facebook Share this term on Facebook](https://www.theofficelife.com/wp-content/themes/bmm-10/images/share-facebook-off.png) ![Share this term on Twitter Share this term on Twitter](https://www.theofficelife.com/wp-content/themes/bmm-10/images/share-twitter-off.png) |
TTB [n.] | Time to boxes. Elapsed meeting time before someone jumps up and starts drawing shapes on the whiteboard. Suggested by Dennis | ![Share this term on Facebook Share this term on Facebook](https://www.theofficelife.com/wp-content/themes/bmm-10/images/share-facebook-off.png) ![Share this term on Twitter Share this term on Twitter](https://www.theofficelife.com/wp-content/themes/bmm-10/images/share-twitter-off.png) |
Turd polishing [v.] | 1) Putting a positive spin on an unpleasant situation. 2) Efforts to make cosmetic improvements to something that is fundamentally flawed. Suggested by Derrick and Pillson. | ![Share this term on Facebook Share this term on Facebook](https://www.theofficelife.com/wp-content/themes/bmm-10/images/share-facebook-off.png) ![Share this term on Twitter Share this term on Twitter](https://www.theofficelife.com/wp-content/themes/bmm-10/images/share-twitter-off.png) |
Turkey farm [n.] | A division used to store the incompetent or unfireable, safely isolated from actual customer interaction. Members may include eccentric IT gurus, union reps, and your boss's teenage daughter. Suggested by Chuck P. | ![Share this term on Facebook Share this term on Facebook](https://www.theofficelife.com/wp-content/themes/bmm-10/images/share-facebook-off.png) ![Share this term on Twitter Share this term on Twitter](https://www.theofficelife.com/wp-content/themes/bmm-10/images/share-twitter-off.png) |
Turkey trot [v.] | Transferring a difficult or incompetent worker into another section of the company. | ![Share this term on Facebook Share this term on Facebook](https://www.theofficelife.com/wp-content/themes/bmm-10/images/share-facebook-off.png) ![Share this term on Twitter Share this term on Twitter](https://www.theofficelife.com/wp-content/themes/bmm-10/images/share-twitter-off.png) |
Turn-key [adj.] | Describes a system that can be immediately installed and activated, without significant configuration. | ![Share this term on Facebook Share this term on Facebook](https://www.theofficelife.com/wp-content/themes/bmm-10/images/share-facebook-off.png) ![Share this term on Twitter Share this term on Twitter](https://www.theofficelife.com/wp-content/themes/bmm-10/images/share-twitter-off.png) |
Two-comma [adj.] | Anything that costs over $1,000,000. "We just landed a two-comma contract this morning." | ![Share this term on Facebook Share this term on Facebook](https://www.theofficelife.com/wp-content/themes/bmm-10/images/share-facebook-off.png) ![Share this term on Twitter Share this term on Twitter](https://www.theofficelife.com/wp-content/themes/bmm-10/images/share-twitter-off.png) |
Twobicle [n.] | A cubicle built for two. "Having my own twobicle will always be the dream." Suggested by Marty R. | ![Share this term on Facebook Share this term on Facebook](https://www.theofficelife.com/wp-content/themes/bmm-10/images/share-facebook-off.png) ![Share this term on Twitter Share this term on Twitter](https://www.theofficelife.com/wp-content/themes/bmm-10/images/share-twitter-off.png) |