The Ridiculous Business Jargon Dictionary: Q-words

Do you wonder where your co-workers picked up all the ridiculous things they say? From fresh-faced interns to top management, everyone drops one of these gems occasionally. We can only hope that you're not here to actually add buzzwords to your vocabulary.

Q1 [n.]	A slick way to say 'first quarter'. Similar usage for the other three quarters is also encouraged.
Queen of the pigs [n.]	The best of a bad breed; the number one loser. "He's not that bright but he's queen of the pigs in that organization." Suggested by Bob M.
Quick win [n.]	Guaranteed success within a short period of time, often through capitalizing on misfortune. "Look for a quick win on wheat futures over Egypt unrest." Suggested by Dom.