The Ridiculous Business Jargon Dictionary: J-words
Do you wonder where your co-workers picked up all the ridiculous things they say? From fresh-faced interns to top management, everyone drops one of these gems occasionally. We can only hope that you're not here to actually
add buzzwords to your vocabulary.
Jargon basement [adj.] | The worst of the worst, nails-on-a-chalkboard jargon. | ![Share this term on Facebook Share this term on Facebook](https://www.theofficelife.com/wp-content/themes/bmm-10/images/share-facebook-off.png) ![Share this term on Twitter Share this term on Twitter](https://www.theofficelife.com/wp-content/themes/bmm-10/images/share-twitter-off.png) |
Jargonaut [n.] | A true master of ridiculous jargon, this individual has a robust vocabulary, but none of it means anything. Suggested by Chuck H. | ![Share this term on Facebook Share this term on Facebook](https://www.theofficelife.com/wp-content/themes/bmm-10/images/share-facebook-off.png) ![Share this term on Twitter Share this term on Twitter](https://www.theofficelife.com/wp-content/themes/bmm-10/images/share-twitter-off.png) |
Jawbone [v.] | To talk someone into doing something. | ![Share this term on Facebook Share this term on Facebook](https://www.theofficelife.com/wp-content/themes/bmm-10/images/share-facebook-off.png) ![Share this term on Twitter Share this term on Twitter](https://www.theofficelife.com/wp-content/themes/bmm-10/images/share-twitter-off.png) |
JDI [n.] | Just Do It. Something that your boss believes any reasonable person could complete quickly and simply. "End of discussion. This is a JDI; get it done!" Suggested by Matt. | ![Share this term on Facebook Share this term on Facebook](https://www.theofficelife.com/wp-content/themes/bmm-10/images/share-facebook-off.png) ![Share this term on Twitter Share this term on Twitter](https://www.theofficelife.com/wp-content/themes/bmm-10/images/share-twitter-off.png) |
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Jingle [n.] | A phone call. "Just give me a jingle before you head home today." | ![Share this term on Facebook Share this term on Facebook](https://www.theofficelife.com/wp-content/themes/bmm-10/images/share-facebook-off.png) ![Share this term on Twitter Share this term on Twitter](https://www.theofficelife.com/wp-content/themes/bmm-10/images/share-twitter-off.png) |
Job lock [exp.] | Employees that want to leave their jobs, but don't want to lose their benefits. | ![Share this term on Facebook Share this term on Facebook](https://www.theofficelife.com/wp-content/themes/bmm-10/images/share-facebook-off.png) ![Share this term on Twitter Share this term on Twitter](https://www.theofficelife.com/wp-content/themes/bmm-10/images/share-twitter-off.png) |
Job-ready [adj.] | A potential employee that has the right qualities. | ![Share this term on Facebook Share this term on Facebook](https://www.theofficelife.com/wp-content/themes/bmm-10/images/share-facebook-off.png) ![Share this term on Twitter Share this term on Twitter](https://www.theofficelife.com/wp-content/themes/bmm-10/images/share-twitter-off.png) |
Jobfuscate [v.] | To make your job appear so complex that others, especially your boss, can't possibly understand it. Suggested by Sue C. | ![Share this term on Facebook Share this term on Facebook](https://www.theofficelife.com/wp-content/themes/bmm-10/images/share-facebook-off.png) ![Share this term on Twitter Share this term on Twitter](https://www.theofficelife.com/wp-content/themes/bmm-10/images/share-twitter-off.png) |
Jobstopper [n.] | A tattoo on a part of the body that isn't covered by business-casual. | ![Share this term on Facebook Share this term on Facebook](https://www.theofficelife.com/wp-content/themes/bmm-10/images/share-facebook-off.png) ![Share this term on Twitter Share this term on Twitter](https://www.theofficelife.com/wp-content/themes/bmm-10/images/share-twitter-off.png) |
Jockey for position [v.] | To compete for a larger market share. | ![Share this term on Facebook Share this term on Facebook](https://www.theofficelife.com/wp-content/themes/bmm-10/images/share-facebook-off.png) ![Share this term on Twitter Share this term on Twitter](https://www.theofficelife.com/wp-content/themes/bmm-10/images/share-twitter-off.png) |
John Hancock [n.] | Signature. "We just need your John Hancock on these forms." | ![Share this term on Facebook Share this term on Facebook](https://www.theofficelife.com/wp-content/themes/bmm-10/images/share-facebook-off.png) ![Share this term on Twitter Share this term on Twitter](https://www.theofficelife.com/wp-content/themes/bmm-10/images/share-twitter-off.png) |
Johnny-come-lately [n.] | A late entrant into a particular market. | ![Share this term on Facebook Share this term on Facebook](https://www.theofficelife.com/wp-content/themes/bmm-10/images/share-facebook-off.png) ![Share this term on Twitter Share this term on Twitter](https://www.theofficelife.com/wp-content/themes/bmm-10/images/share-twitter-off.png) |
Juice [n.] | Connections, influence. | ![Share this term on Facebook Share this term on Facebook](https://www.theofficelife.com/wp-content/themes/bmm-10/images/share-facebook-off.png) ![Share this term on Twitter Share this term on Twitter](https://www.theofficelife.com/wp-content/themes/bmm-10/images/share-twitter-off.png) |
Juice moment [n.] | Giving direction with a patronizing amount of detail, as if speaking to little children. Don't forget your juice, kids. Suggested by Chris K. | ![Share this term on Facebook Share this term on Facebook](https://www.theofficelife.com/wp-content/themes/bmm-10/images/share-facebook-off.png) ![Share this term on Twitter Share this term on Twitter](https://www.theofficelife.com/wp-content/themes/bmm-10/images/share-twitter-off.png) |
Jump the couch [exp.] | When unpredictable or strange behavior has a negative impact on one's reputation. | ![Share this term on Facebook Share this term on Facebook](https://www.theofficelife.com/wp-content/themes/bmm-10/images/share-facebook-off.png) ![Share this term on Twitter Share this term on Twitter](https://www.theofficelife.com/wp-content/themes/bmm-10/images/share-twitter-off.png) |
Junior leaguers [n.] | Rich and unemployed young women. | ![Share this term on Facebook Share this term on Facebook](https://www.theofficelife.com/wp-content/themes/bmm-10/images/share-facebook-off.png) ![Share this term on Twitter Share this term on Twitter](https://www.theofficelife.com/wp-content/themes/bmm-10/images/share-twitter-off.png) |